Hello my name is EssExTee

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10/24/2018 at 17:37 • Filed to: Shitpost

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And I’m an Oppoholic. It’s been going on for nearly eight years now. I just can’t control myself. I need help.

It’s been getting real bad lately. Last night I had Oppo open on my laptop, but it was being boring, so I pulled out my phone and I opened Smaller Oppo to see if it was different. I have no self control  anymore . Oh God, I’m such an addict.


DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/24/2018 at 17:42

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Hi, EssExTee.


Kinja'd!!! Maxima Speed > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/24/2018 at 17:45

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Hi EssExxTee, welcome to tonight’s session.


Kinja'd!!! Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/24/2018 at 17:55

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Dang. I’ve been authored for 5 years, but I had briefly seen Oppositelock while I was a lurker on Jalopnik two years before that. I remember the design back then too! Stars and everything!


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/24/2018 at 18:02

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Kinja'd!!! Future next gen S2000 owner > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/24/2018 at 18:02

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Hi, EssEx Tee.


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/24/2018 at 18:15

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I’ m more of a reader than a writer. Little Oppo is only Oppo for me. 


Kinja'd!!! CB > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/24/2018 at 18:29

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I've been here over six years, and I'm in the same boat.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > CB
10/24/2018 at 18:32

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My first post was just under six years ago but I had been lurking and commenting before that  https://essextee.kinja.com/for-995-you-can-get-your-very-own-lesbian-np-or-cp-335434572


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
10/24/2018 at 18:33

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/tiger=off


Kinja'd!!! Captain of the Enterprise > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/24/2018 at 18:36

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Hello EssExTee


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/24/2018 at 20:15

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hell, I've only been here for a year and still had that problem. mostly fixed it now though.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
10/24/2018 at 20:20

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Has it really only been a year?  Feels like you’ve been a nuisance for forever.


Kinja'd!!! Future Heap Owner > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/24/2018 at 21:06

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I’m glad I have no trouble strictly limiting my Oppo time to only whenever I want to look at it.


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/24/2018 at 21:24

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Damn, 8 years? I honestly don’t remember you from the days when I used to be e30m3. 


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > E90M3
10/24/2018 at 21:29

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I had a different handle for the first few.


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/24/2018 at 21:30

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That might be it. 


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/25/2018 at 11:55

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Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/25/2018 at 20:48

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Hi Essextee


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/28/2018 at 11:01

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same for you. except u actually have been here forever, you fossil


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/28/2018 at 11:01

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also, I’m assuming tha t was a joke... right?